Okay. I have crap sense of humor, so remember that. Here's to hoping you get at least a snicker, if onyl for my rubbish sense of humor Charby.
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q. what did the famer say when he lost his tractor?
a. damn, where's my tractor?
q. what do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?
q. if you are walking through a conrnfield, how manypancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
a. It doesn't matter, ice cream doesn't have bones
q. what do you call a hundred layers in a basement?
a. a whine cellar
q. What's black and white and red all over?
a. burnt toast with katsup and mayo
q. whats red and green and goes a hundred miles per hour
a. frog in a blender
q. what do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo
a. giant holes, everywhere
q. what do you get if you cross a rhinocerous and elephant?
GAY JOKE ALERT(I can tell these. I am gay)
q. what do you call a bouncer at a gay bar?
a. a flame thrower
Okay. I am out for know. I'll put up more, (unless you beg me not to) at a later time.