Gladys, you were close. LOL.
So Sweet just called me at work to tell me how incredibly sorry she was that she didn't get back to me sooner.
Apparently, she spent Thursday evening with her parents, left her cell phone in their car, and they went on vacation to Illinois for the weekend, they just now returned her phone and she feels really, really bad. And she invited me to dinner.
PLUS. If this wasn't bad enough, because missing drinks with me, as you all are sure to know, is devastating, her car got broken into while she was in town on Friday night, so now she has to drive with no rear window.
Please tell me that this is so far fetched t has to be true, because otehrwise my intelligence has been insulted so badly I don't think I could recover.
Beloved also called to let me know she was calling (after I already talked to her) because she called our house to get my work number.
I don't know whether to laugh or vomit.