Monday, October 17, 2005

Best.Excuse.Ever.

Gladys, you were close. LOL.

So Sweet just called me at work to tell me how incredibly sorry she was that she didn't get back to me sooner.

Apparently, she spent Thursday evening with her parents, left her cell phone in their car, and they went on vacation to Illinois for the weekend, they just now returned her phone and she feels really, really bad. And she invited me to dinner.

PLUS. If this wasn't bad enough, because missing drinks with me, as you all are sure to know, is devastating, her car got broken into while she was in town on Friday night, so now she has to drive with no rear window.

Please tell me that this is so far fetched t has to be true, because otehrwise my intelligence has been insulted so badly I don't think I could recover.

Beloved also called to let me know she was calling (after I already talked to her) because she called our house to get my work number.

I don't know whether to laugh or vomit.

AG

4 comments:

Hyde said...

It's too far fetched. But for your sake, I hope it's true!

:)

-h

Alecya G said...

I know. That's kinda why I didn't go to dinner with her last night. Beloved agrees that it is really far fetched. She says I should go by her work and see if her car is at least missing a back window.

AG

sunshine said...

Huh. Yeah, I didn't comment last night, because my dead cat ate the mouse and I had no way of posting a comment.

Good Luck. Do the drive by. Maybe we should all give her the benefit of the doubt. This is the first time this has happened.

HistoryGeek said...

It all really comes down to how much you want to invest in this. I think if you make plans with her again, let yourself be pleasantly surprised if she shows...